When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
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Get the license from a cornflake packet mug.The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"
Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
by bujo March 29, 2007
Get the ketchup packet mug.When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. April 3, 2009
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Leader of the packetties Is the packeteer.
Male packattie is know as a palletie.
Exchanges sexual favours for packets of rock.
Leader of the packetties Is the packeteer.
Male packattie is know as a palletie.
Exchanges sexual favours for packets of rock.
"Here packettie, packettie, packettie" said while waving packet in one's face.
"Wheres all the packetties tonight"?
"Wheres all the packetties tonight"?
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