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mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.
"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"
by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007
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crap packets

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
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ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
by bujo March 29, 2007
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San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. April 3, 2009
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packet kiddies

1) Lamers
2) Abusive people
3) The people with 3 inch penises
4) dizee
5) dizee's crap mother.
dizee's mother unfortunately does not know how to raise children, and therefore, has spawned this sad little thing.
by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003
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packettie

A female who is enrolled in the "cock for rock" program.
Leader of the packetties Is the packeteer.

Male packattie is know as a palletie.

Exchanges sexual favours for packets of rock.
"Here packettie, packettie, packettie" said while waving packet in one's face.

"Wheres all the packetties tonight"?
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