by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the !343HellstormH343! Zunilda Virginia Junco Purchased THe Ipod Nano !343HellstormH343! mug.The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.
For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.
Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.
by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018
Get the purchase halo mug.To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality
Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.
by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016
Get the flex purchase mug.Purchasing is a business or a organization getting goods and or services to reach or accomplish some goals.
Purchasing Is buying something for what ever reason
Purchasing is basically Purchased with ing on the end and not the ed
Purchasing Is buying something for what ever reason
Purchasing is basically Purchased with ing on the end and not the ed
Me Purchasing a used computer from a guy that lives in his moms basement was a bad idea.
I like Purchasing Androids better than Iphones
I hate Purchasing Products brand new
I like Purchasing Androids better than Iphones
I hate Purchasing Products brand new
by bueno para nada hipopótamo April 23, 2019
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Get the maximum purchase mug.My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"
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