A $250 piece of plastic that was never intended to play games. It has a faulty square button that sticks into the system and lots and lots of dead-pixels. You have to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it and get your money back. It has a short battery-life and you have to pay $25 more just to watch a DVD on it that you already own. Adored by Sony Fan-gender-non-specific-people because it has overly bright graphics and can do fifty-million things that don't really matter that your computer already does for you better and without having to be charged regularly. 100 times less fun than a PS1, PS2, or DS.
Boy: Hey, my PSP has tons of dead-pixels!
Retailer: Hmmmm... let's see. Oh, sorry. It has 9% dead-pixels. It has to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it for you money back.
Girl: Hey! My PSP's square button won't come out after I pushed it!
President of Sony: Hey, it's designed to look good, not to play games. If you bought it for playing games, you might as well just get one of those PS1s with the attachable screen.
Man: Ha! This PSP RULES! Let me pop in Ape Escape! Hey! Why is this not as fun anymore? Oh yeah! That's because there's no frickin' analog sticks!
Woman: Wow... ports of games with worse graphics.... Fun....
Hermaphrodite: I'm so glad I got a DS! With my savings, I bought 3 more games! TAKE THAT, BEE-YOTCH!!!
Retailer: Hmmmm... let's see. Oh, sorry. It has 9% dead-pixels. It has to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it for you money back.
Girl: Hey! My PSP's square button won't come out after I pushed it!
President of Sony: Hey, it's designed to look good, not to play games. If you bought it for playing games, you might as well just get one of those PS1s with the attachable screen.
Man: Ha! This PSP RULES! Let me pop in Ape Escape! Hey! Why is this not as fun anymore? Oh yeah! That's because there's no frickin' analog sticks!
Woman: Wow... ports of games with worse graphics.... Fun....
Hermaphrodite: I'm so glad I got a DS! With my savings, I bought 3 more games! TAKE THAT, BEE-YOTCH!!!
by GenericGina September 22, 2005
Dude 1:I just cought a Mach 3 razor and some gillete shaving gel and now I have a PSP.
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
by Porno Sexy Pact May 09, 2005
Post-Sex-Piss: After engaging in coitus the need to urinate will surely follow. This piss, for guys at least, us usually a messy one because the direction of the urine cannot be controlled and it also has the remnants of exchanged bodily fluids. Might sound nasty, but if you fuck you will eventually have one of these. Embrace them.
"Dude, I had some good sex with nessa last night and had to take the fattest PSP afterwards."
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
by The Griz Brotherhood September 01, 2009
The Play Station Portable, Sony' entry in the world of handheld gaming. Supreme graphics that make the DS cry, a battary lifr of seven hours, the ability to play movies with widescreen dimensions, and can hold mp3s and can be used for viewing pictures, Reatail is $250 in the U.S.
me: hey, check out my PSP.
ds owner : pffft. so what? my ds pwns.
me: can it play movies or MP3s?
ds owner: no, so what?
me: do the graphic look like THIS?
ds owner: *shits pants*
me: I thought not.
ds owner : pffft. so what? my ds pwns.
me: can it play movies or MP3s?
ds owner: no, so what?
me: do the graphic look like THIS?
ds owner: *shits pants*
me: I thought not.
by soothsayer April 06, 2005
PSP stand for Personal Software Process. It is one of the methodologies of software engineering that promote building of quality software (with less bugs and less bloat). This is a highly merit based approach to software engineering this approach however have not been widely adopted in the industry not because the practice of PSP itself have a lot pitfalls but because practicing PSP is intellectually challenging and training one to practice PSP takes a long time and is a bit expensive. But even if its not worth widely adopted its still offers great practices that can be applied to any software development methodologies.
by PL4NK September 18, 2020
by Xiao March 22, 2005