potatos

The proper spelling of the opt-misspelled "potatoes", plural of potato.

Valerie: "Would you like some potatoes?"
Bill: "Are those anything like potatos?"

by conipto2 February 20, 2011

Potamus

1. An awkward animal that doesn't cope with society because no one likes it and is loathed EVEN by the platypus, God's last creation when he was slacking near the end of the seven days.

2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)

3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people

1.

Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"

Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."

Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"

Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."

2.

Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."

Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"

Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."

3.

Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"

Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."

Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."

Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."

Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."

by yetihunter3000 August 21, 2009

Huffo'potamus

Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.

Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.

by doshi6 January 15, 2014

Potatoster

He is a very cool youtuber person that has very funny who is also a potato

potatoster is my favorite youtuber

by PropTheBoi February 18, 2019

Huffo'potamus

Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.

Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.

by Rohlin9 January 15, 2014

Hip-Hop-A-Potamus

Large-assed black woman in a position of power. Usually lauds this power over smaller white girls in the organisation with much head and finger waggling.

My Boss is such a Hip-Hop-A-Potamus, she eats Popeye's every single day.

by Mediablitz December 19, 2006

PIG-A-POTAMUS

An individual that has mastered the way of the ugly, emits a foul odor (only detected on the instance they pass by you) nose resembles that of a pig, has a distinct way that it carries itself a way that shows it thinks it better than everyone( kinda like a linebacker ...very dangerous kill on sight

yooo omg dude do u see that pig-a-potamus across the street... ohhhh thats what that smell is?!?!... yeah man i think the petting zoo is in town.

by ANTI PIGAPOTAMUS PATROL (APP) October 13, 2012