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Porter is a womanizer
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Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut
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by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022
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Porter

did u hear about porter?
is that lil choad?
by Big pickle1234 October 9, 2022
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Porter

the definition of porter is a man who does not get any money
you are a porterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by IDISLIKEPORTERS May 25, 2023
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Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga
Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009
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Porter Robinson

(aka the shit)
Porter Robinson is a a North Carolina DJ who, despite being only 19, has risen to fame very quickly.
He is one of the best DJ's to walk to this planet with his variety of styles. He primarily produces in the electro house genre, but has recently begun working with dubstep and moombahton as well.

He has released a variety of original singles on Glamara Records/Massive 808s and Big Fish Recordings. His first single, "Say My Name", was an enormous success, landing at #1 on Beatport's Electro-House chart. In the summer of 2011 he signed with OWSLA, a new label operated by Skrillex to release his first EP entitled Spitfire. Spitfire reached the number one spot on the albums chart a day after its release on Beatport.

As a DJ, he has toured internationally and performed alongside artists including Deadmau5, Tiesto, David Guetta, LMFAO, Skrillex, Diplo, Moby, Afrojack, Dada Life, Gareth Emery, Felguk and many more.

He is also EXTREMELY attractive and probably one of the hottest DJ's currently on the scene.
kid #1 - have you listened to Porter Robinson's new album
kid #2 - Hellz yeah i have, he is an AMAZING dj!
by heart7297 October 5, 2011
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porter potty shit

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009
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