poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 7, 2008

poptart

another way to describe a poptart can be done by using one word, Kinjal.

hey look at this Kinjal (poptart) that i found on the floor, let me throw it in the garbage.

by poppytart May 29, 2008

Poptart

Fuck buddy's.

Hey my little Poptart is the bedroom open?

by gigi starlight March 11, 2009

Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009

poptart

A black person who tans.

Silly poptarts, you're already black!

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011

poptart

double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)

1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one

"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one

"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2

by strangewalrus November 22, 2011

Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.

Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!

by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011