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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"
by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
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FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.
by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008
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Plink

The worst slur imaginable
SMII7Y is a plink
by Anthony__Stifler January 9, 2022
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Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
by Sews October 8, 2017
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Plink

STFU you absolute Plink
by BonezWithaZ January 9, 2022
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Phonk

A style of music in the realm of hip-hop where instrumentals are derived from funky sounds, but slowed down to create an eery backdrop for lyrics that push boundaries on the darkest parts of our society and human nature.
Phonk Beta, X-Raided, Spaceghost Purrp, Brotha Lynch Hung, Twiztid, Spice-1
by triple6phonk August 19, 2013
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