Pistol Ministry

Definition: Killing someone for not converting to your certain belief, religion, and or cult.

Background: In the old west, cowboys would shoot Native Americans that wouldn't convert to Christianity.

That man's pistol ministry has had a drastic effect on the Native American culture.

by Eeth'n January 16, 2005

Pistol grips

The dimples on the lower back of a woman

Lord Alexander have you ever seen thy back dimple my good sir?
I believe thy are called PISTOL GRIPS - Godfrey said

by PistolGrips September 7, 2022

pistol creeper

A dance which involves lingering around a dance floor slack jawed with eyes half open and forming your hands into pistols. The pistol hands are rocked back and forth in a rhythmic motion while the feet shuffle slightly. Occasionally one pistol is inserted into a pocket and drawn out then placed back in repeatedly. This dance is most common after one is highly intoxicated. It is not uncommon for an observer to mistake the dance for a seizure, as when done properly the dance is totally out of sync with the music.

After he got really petesched at the bar he did the pistol creeper for about an hour, and eventually ended up dancing with a dude.

by TankBean August 10, 2010

Pistol whip

1.taking a gun-prefferably a pistol-and whacking someone over the head with it
2. When a male takes his penis and either roughly or lightly slaps a Bitch in the face with it. Usually used to spread semon over a girls face or attempt to land drops in her mouth

1. When Jacob wouldn't tell Darren where the gold was, he took a colt 45 with an extended clip and pistol whipped him
2. John pistol whipped Sharon while he had his climax, sending semon all over her face and leaving a light red mark on her left cheek

by Double D1021 January 11, 2015

Pistol Whore

A word to describe someone who snipes with the overpowered pistol in Halo 1. And they snipe a lot. That problem doesn't come up in halo 2. (but now you've got duelweilding plasma pistol/smg whores)

*bang! bang! bang!*
"Dammit Brendan! You pistol whore!"

by Yosho Katana December 5, 2004

Pistol Whip

Getting smacked in the back of the head hard enough by a dick to be nearly given a concussion

I’m pretty sure Morgan got pistol whipped last night. Did you see the bruise on the back of her head?

by The Real McAboy February 21, 2020

pistol whip

to hit instead of shoot some one wit a gun

i wanted to shoot tha muttafucka but i pistol whipped him instead

by BIG TRIG January 31, 2004