big booty diamond pipes

Beautiful thick legs attached to a thick butt. Legs which conjure diamonds.

Damn that big booty's got some diamond pipes; look at those big booty diamond pipes.

by tubular steel February 18, 2011

Exhausted Pipes

A 3-piece indie/electric folk rock/garage rock revival band based out of Berkeley, CA.

They play heavy bluesy indie rock with rippin' guitar solos.

Me: Did you see Exhausted Pipes perform at the Uptown?

You: Hell yeah! They were rockin.

by berksterk July 20, 2010

side pipes

When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.

Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!

by rjvir2 November 29, 2004

Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

by mike j mofaku May 8, 2008

Uilleann pipes

The Uilleann pipes are the type of bagpipes native to Ireland. Unlike the Highland Bagpipes native to Scotland, the Uilleann pipes are played sitting down and are nowhere near as loud. They are meant for indoor playing, and are about as loud as a fiddle. They are used most in traditional celtic music. They are much more of an intimate insturment then the Great Highland pipes.

The Uilleann pipes use the same fingering as the tin whistle, which is only one of many ways they are alike.

by Danny August 26, 2004

tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.

Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh

by Peter dyck December 23, 2021

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011