piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

poddy

How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.

Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!

by Telephony June 9, 2014

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

paddy and daddy

a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)

yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show

by mesgrez April 3, 2020

Paddyman

The one and only crippled boy on da scane

Paddyman would you mind me a bit of the owl weed there

by Conyabondman213 May 4, 2020

paddy boot

a state of complete vagrancy and utter drunkenness

"hey cakey, i thought you were paddy boot earlier you were that mortal"

by templegate March 3, 2023

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003