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John Pesenti 

A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.
Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti
John Pesenti by trobbins September 15, 2011
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Pessidog fangirl 

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
stank ass feet
Man, put dem pesunas away, got the whole house smellin like fritos
Pesuna by PacoYan June 30, 2009
A wastman and a peasant put together, it is the worst type of person you will ever meet, if you know a pesman they should be killed by crucifixion.
First guy: I will shank you up fam
Second guy: fuck off you pesman
Pesman by Swag man 69 March 9, 2015

pionel pandres pessi 

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.
I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams
A Snape-like person who lacks basic human values and knowledge of English.

These people tend to be kleptomaniacs, pathological liars, and have huge inferiority complexes. Unfortunately, they also have compulsion of detailing their lacklustre sexual life publicly via various social media.

May also be used as a verb.
Oi! Did you Peshwas my notebook, you cunt?
Peshwas by PPEcheka June 6, 2011