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Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
by that1dud3 November 28, 2009
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Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
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Penialfungial Disease

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.
Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.
by Timmy and the Hosebags March 2, 2009
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Penazzler

To decorate one's penis with jewels, as in bedazzling your penis.
My girlfriend wanted me to bedazzle my cock so she bought me a Penazzler.
by Lendog3 March 27, 2010
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Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.
"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."
by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011
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penichillin'

A euphoric state of one's body and mind in total relaxation due to the use of antibiotic drugs.
The doctor said I had a parasite and thanks to the meds they gave me, I'm just penichillin'.
by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012
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penihilate

Baby, can I penihilate you?
by therealtrish May 31, 2015
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