pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

Pistachio ice cream

Code word for oral sex performed on a female.

Hey, want pistachio ice cream later?

by Fangmon January 19, 2009

Pestach

rural community of Crackers, Honkies, and jobless drunk ass mother fuckers in South Mississippi.

Ya Mamas from Pestach!

by D.J. Necaise June 28, 2003

Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

by A.Dot Dizz December 6, 2006

Nasty Pistachio

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.

Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

pistachio

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."

"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."

by PH Loom June 21, 2007