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pastry chef

A sexual act in which one person lies down and the other defecates on his/her chest as though frosting a cake.
She was hot and all, but when she tried to give me a Pastry Chef I got the hell right out of there.
by gravity train January 24, 2009
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pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
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Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008
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pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."
by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015
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Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015
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Pastry ghost

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******
by mrmhr July 2, 2015
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pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
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