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Pastry Pusher

A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.

B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.

A: SO WHAT?!

B: You're a total pastry pusher...
by Valley Girl Ventriloquist March 8, 2009
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Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010
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Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.
you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!
by shitshelf March 26, 2009
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Pastry Face

(n.) A danish-like facial glaze, acquired by a female after an exponentially large cumshot.
"Dude, when I get done with her, she will have a pastry face."
by chip thomas January 19, 2008
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Pastry Chef

A person, specifically a chef, who specializes in the creation of confections and sweets.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook

Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut
"This cake is fabulous. Who made it?"
"Our restaurant's Pastry Chef."
by ChocoholicAnonymus August 26, 2009
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Pastry-tipping

When you shove the decorative tip from a pastry bag up your ass so you can extrude decorative shit onto a cake or other surface. Any shape can be used (ie. round, star, ruffle, petals, etc) depending on your personal taste and style.
My boss is a douche so I went pastry-tipping on a cake that I sent him. I hope he likes chocolate.
by The Hebrew National February 17, 2023
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Hidden pastry

A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.
She’s an easy hidden pastry.
by Miss_q September 8, 2019
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