Parent Zone

When someone likes you (said person has to be someone under 18) but their parents won't let them date anyone, or just you.

Friend 1: "You know that girl I've been talking to? I asked her out and she said she was really into me too, but her parents won't let her date anyone until she's 16."
Friend 2: "You've been parent zoned man.. that sucks."

by Uncle Nerdicus December 26, 2013

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.

Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.

by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Parent hoe

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.

A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.

by Making new words June 2, 2018

parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

by RogerSP April 8, 2007

parent(s)

people in this world who are forced to set rules and make their child life miserable because they have nothing better to do

Man, my mom won't let me go to the party...damn parents.

by christy February 22, 2005

parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!

My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!

by Daniel October 20, 2004

Parent Tax

The handful of food taken by the parent who purchased the food for their child.

"Why are there so many tots missing, Mom?"
"I had to take some for my parent tax, sorry. You'll start to get your refund when you have kids too."

by Sonic Drive-In March 8, 2023