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boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing
I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.
by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012
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Dick Parade

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"
by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013
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Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!
by BtB74 March 13, 2022
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Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011
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The Black Parade

the most recent my chemical romace cd to hit stores...the black parade itself is about "the pacient" who's going through cancer and about to die and in gerard way's way of thinking, its when death comes to you in you most cherished memory and the pacient's most cherished memory is about his father taking him to see the marching band. being that it is the black parade, death comes to him as a parade. listen to the album, youll probably understand his story more
by silent_but_dandy October 29, 2006
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mood parade

When you, your friend or a loved one is feeling a range of unregulated, extreme emotions for no good reason.
I lost my cool as the mother with two young children made her way slowly down the subway stairs in front of me and then was quickly wracked with guilt for my impatience; I'm a mood parade today.
by Gabrielle Mitchell-Marell January 17, 2008
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Mayday Parade

A punk/emo band which hails from Tallahassee, Florida. They currently have one full length album to date('A Lesson In Romantics') and one EP ('Tales Told By Dead Friends'). They have a disticnt sound which is created by the two lead vocalists: Derek Sanders & Jeremy Lenzo.

Mayday Parade Are:

Derek Sanders - Vocals
Jeremy Lenzo - Bass/Vocals
Alex Garcia - Guitar
Brooks Betts - Guitar
Jake Bundrick - Drums/Vocals
Mayday Parade is currently signed to Fearless Records
by Katelyn Ross February 3, 2008
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