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You are a fucking commie terrorist if you don't know what paintball is.

For all of the commie terrorists: Paintball is the most godly sport that this planet ever has and ever will see...EVER. Paintball completely owns Airsoft, one million times over. Legally, you have to be at least 10 to play, but no one listens to those pussy rules.
Paintball equals God.

Airsoft equals Hitler.
by manicayla April 8, 2010
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paintball

An amazing game if you live in the mid-west and your only other option of getting through the weekend is going to a fast food restuarant.
Paintball is so boring.
by Not a apintballer February 22, 2008
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Paintball

That one airsoft wannabe that is a simulation of a mix of full male bukkakes and orgys and can also be considered faggots who cant deal with cheaters them selves because there dumbass pussies
Random person: i like paintball Random person 2: geez wat a faggot ass pussy
by Mrlongdick May 6, 2018
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Paintball

An excuse to use when you get a hickey
Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday
by Nyanna October 9, 2019
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Paintball Girl

Usually a good looking girl who is not afraid of paintball. Normally Irish (because the irish are fearless beasts) dutch or french ey are cool also)
Paintball coach about paintball girl: Dayum, that Irish girl sure is smoking, on the paintball feild and outside if ya know what i mean!
by Meabbhos August 21, 2011
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Paintball God

One who is a skilled and knowledgable in all aspects of Paintball. (in otherwords, not Ray Darkness)
Excells at not only Speedball.... but also Urban and Wooded events. Knows which type of marker/gear best suits each enviroment accordingly.
by Xtreme Sports January 29, 2005
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paintball pussy

Some one who says that they are going to go play paintball then calls out the morning off at 6am.
That stupid mofo is a paintball pussy.
by stephen_c01 February 12, 2007
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