PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAF

Pretentious as fuck. Noun. A person who is showy, flashy, flaunty.

That guy is such a paf.

by Shishkabobbett May 3, 2019

PAFS

People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say

Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"

by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020

PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

Paf

A faggot

That dude is a real paf

by Ptickler May 8, 2024