oven mitt tits 

titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.

Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!

oven mitt tits by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 20, 2011

Oven Mitted 

when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.

I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch

Oven Mitted by kiwimike May 9, 2019

oven twat 

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

oven twat by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

oven jockey by D. Long March 24, 2007

oven cuddler 

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

oven cuddler by Da Skrill June 23, 2006

oven mother 

Noun. A woman who cooks alot while pregnant. Usually results in retarded offspring

Go cook bitch. You know you a damn oven mother. (Ebonic example)

oven mother by KennethMcCormicke November 21, 2016

Oven Roasted Nuts 

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

Oven Roasted Nuts by Reyx June 28, 2016