ovalized

Something that has become oval in shape, starting out as a non oval. Usually due to force.

Damn son, that tube became ovalized as you sat upon it.

by Wu^(Tang) February 20, 2012

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spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.

Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

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