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Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022
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origami pussy

The street term referring to female vaginas being "loose" in nature. Meaning a depreciation in value over the years.
"nigga, she got a stanky, origami pussy bruh"
by tobykeithlegioniryafan December 8, 2017
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intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.
Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.
by Bah Zah May 5, 2023
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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina
That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami
by Vagina designer August 11, 2022
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Origami

Origami: The singular paper forming something more grandiose as one United piece symbolicly represents the ideology of communism.
by TeddyBearJunction June 5, 2018
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origami butt cheese

Cow and goat milk in a basket that is formed into a cheese
Micah likes to eat origami butt cheese.
by XxcheesexX February 11, 2025
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