In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Would you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

one eye wonder

South of the border aka hop on the vag train

Will you let hunter play with your one eye wonder?

by Hunterlover123 May 27, 2017

One eye closed pic

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life

For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024