Donk

A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.

Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me

by KingMenaceSe7en October 26, 2009

donk

A spastic horse.

The term can also be related to other situations in life involving people - if someone is no good at something. Like, a donkey tries but is no good at being a horse.

can be applied to many situations:

1. If someones bad at poker - "He is a donk at poker!"

2. If someone is considering going to see his girlfriend instead of a night on the lash - "Dont donk out on me"

3. If someones doing something bad - "quit donking out"

by Daniel Sanderson March 11, 2009

Donk

A shit taken after anal sex

“I just did my girlfriend in the butt and now she’s taking a huge DONK.”

by Lindasbrokeass September 5, 2020

Donk

An overly aggressive poker player who thinks he’s getting ahead by bluffing, but to professionals just looks like a fool, (Benny Braun), someone who just sucks at life, someone who is on the bottom of the food chain, also known names are The Donkerer, El Donkerino, The Donkinator, The Donkness monster, and Benny Braun

Person1: Wow did yo see that guy out there with the fake teeth just walked into the telephone pole?!

Person 2: yea man what his deal?!
Person 1: don’t worry about him he’s just a donk!

by Nanach February 5, 2018

donk

someone who has done something stupid, or acting weird

What you doing you donk

by AAAleachy December 13, 2016

Donk

An Australian man who punches shit for you when you don't have a gun.

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Denning: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Denning: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

(Crocodile Dundee II (1988).

by Markle Sallamonie March 24, 2010

Donk

A Beer/lager In Can or bottle Form.

Pass a donk or donkline

by Ceiy Dytor February 17, 2008