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I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
mugGet the I borrowed your back brushmug.

National arch your back day

June 1st , walk around with your back arched like some flat girls at school. Because it’s what you guys are best at archin dat shit
“Hey it’s national arch your back day act like the thots !”
by Hotjalapeño May 21, 2019
mugGet the National arch your back daymug.

get the piano off your back

Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."
Hey, get the piano off your back and run!
by kauz381 November 29, 2007
mugGet the get the piano off your backmug.

Hogging out your back hole

This is the act of widening out your asshole as to be able to drive a semi truck through that shit
Did you see grandma in the bathroom "hogging out her back hole?"

Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
by two lips April 18, 2010
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cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.
1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.
by rodosboy August 11, 2008
mugGet the cut bacon off your backmug.
face it, you're gonna get screwed.
when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.
by Kfifty July 12, 2005
mugGet the lie on your back and think of englandmug.
Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.
Make a crack and turn your back

Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
by HAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAHA May 17, 2011
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