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oh em gee, I'm so scene 

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.
"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene

oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie 

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oh girl that was me hahaha i guess i took your man oopsie sorry

Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you

The word rotation commonly used by males actively particapitating in World of Warcraft raids while communicating with their girlfriends via telephone.
The following is a typical example of the 'Uh huh, oh, awh. I love you' sequence.

Girlfriend: My grandmother's coming into town this week.

Male: Uh huh... (boss at 25%)

Girlfriend: I don't think you're listening to me.

Male: Oh... (boss nearly dead; that shit better drop this time.)

Girlfriend: Jesus Christ! My grandma died three years ago, Chris!

Male: Awh... (That douche warlock better not roll....)

Girlfriend: I'm leaving you for your brother...

Male: I love you! (*Wins roll against that fucktard lock.*)

Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca! 

Overcome with joy / laughter. When one can hardly finish a sentence because they are overcome with such an intense instance of said joy / laughter.
"Like I said-ahahahahah-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-0000HHHHH-no, really-AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOOOHHHHHH-WOOOO- Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese
You really thought to u’d get an idea of how to use Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese? Ha. I will leave that to your imagination.

Oh, I misinterpreted signals 

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.
Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.