A term used when you are drinking something like milk or apple juice with company, but you want to act like you're in a fancy bar lounge. So instead of asking for your buddy to fill your cup again you just say "Top me off, Scotty!"
bruh 1 : "Top me off, Scotty"
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"
bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"
bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*
by sonovabitch April 13, 2015
Get the Top Me Off, Scotty mug.(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
by dick May 29, 2004
Get the top it off mug.oh yeah and I just dropped my new album on the first week I did Five-Hundred Thousand
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
by Mormile August 19, 2011
Get the top it all off mug.What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
Get the Going off topic mug.newbag 1: I love hitler am I cool now
newbag 2: obama x kidsquid
avecy: NEWBAGS FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I AM SUPERIOR FUCK YOU
newbag 1: omg I love splatoon
edgy kid: I am going to kill myself now give me attention oh wait me webcam broke ;((((((((((((((
off topic in a nutshell
newbag 2: obama x kidsquid
avecy: NEWBAGS FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I AM SUPERIOR FUCK YOU
newbag 1: omg I love splatoon
edgy kid: I am going to kill myself now give me attention oh wait me webcam broke ;((((((((((((((
off topic in a nutshell
by oddblooger June 9, 2015
Get the Off Topic mug.by walkergang schmidt December 9, 2019
Get the you are slipping off topic mug.A MESSAGE BOARD TOPIC:
A: So has anyone seen the new Star Wars movie?
B: Yeah, it was great!
C: Hey whats that new song by The Killers called?
A: Wow, that was really off-topic.
A: So has anyone seen the new Star Wars movie?
B: Yeah, it was great!
C: Hey whats that new song by The Killers called?
A: Wow, that was really off-topic.
by NateAbel May 8, 2005
Get the Off-topic mug.