Glasgow oyster

A scotch pie on a roll

Can I have a Glasgow oyster please? Glasgow Salad

by arsebiscuit123 July 1, 2009

nose oyster

A large, yet mostly mucus, booger that you get when you stick your finger up your nose and think you have a winner. Typically the solid portion of the booger comes out on your fingernail, dragging behind it a long gooey trail of snot.

WOW! Take a look at this nose oyster I just pulled!

by Ezekiel2517 October 20, 2005

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

ostermeyer

german word for a player. a guy who gets all girls. straight gangsta.

That ostermeyer gets all of the ladies.

by muhhamed September 30, 2006

Oostercard

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.

One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!

by Hammermeister July 31, 2011

Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

by afrizbie January 23, 2012

Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").

Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"

by Hammermeister July 25, 2011