The Observer

An ancient force of evil whose only need is to consume souls.

The Observer is here.

by Piperiniano November 21, 2021

Repetative Film Observation Disorder

The watching of a film or movie several times to the point of knowing all the lines amd becoming numb.aaaa

My wife has repetative film observation disorder. She has watched Sweet Home Alabama with Reece Witherspoon at least 152 times!

by colonelcox July 8, 2021

observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".

True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.

by QuacksO July 11, 2021

Observate

How Is This Not A Word? I Was Sure It Is! Sure, I'm only in 5th grade)
Definition: OBSERVATE! (Spellcheck keeps changing it)

Observate is when you are observing something.

I will observate this sentence and highlight the details that I observed!

by Izzy J :) January 30, 2021

Time undefined until observed by light

Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.

The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.

by Jefew November 23, 2024

#Observing

Also known as 👀
Meme involving the eyeballs emoji, or something like that, whatever.

"let's take a look 👀 #observing"

by Some random idiot nobody knows December 1, 2025

Observable Buttcrack of the Universe

A niche term used on the south-side of Seattle through years of primary school children that eventually reached a broader group of children—primarily high school children and is commonly used in high schools. It refers to the act of donating presents to needy people and is used in conjunction with school food / gift drives. You

Jim Observable Buttcrack of the Universe ‘d last night and gave away takeout to the homeless.

by ilikefortnite27 December 13, 2025