oslomet

the worst fucking university ever to be created

1: never go to oslomet, lavrans will come and nibble ur nipples
2: ok

by Yehara December 19, 2022

osloyy

{Gasps}

-Hey! I can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can fly!

-He can talk!

-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly

but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!

Osloyy is a sexy beast.

by Osloyy July 14, 2023

Osloshui

A guy who chewing (shuet) oslov (donkeys)

Osloshui! Stop chewing donkeys!

by Nekhon December 17, 2023

Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

by Randy May December 27, 2023

osleigh

Osleigh is a girl that acts like a dog. Kinda like a furry but not really. She is sweet(at times) but most people like her.

Have you seen osleigh today?
Yeah, she was barking at me

by ythgh February 21, 2024

osluan

A dirty young man with a lot of dookie between his cheeks

Her: Have you smelled Osluan’s booty

by The_one12346 May 18, 2024

oslayout

A person who has low IQ or is dumb

You're oslayout

by potatoplex March 4, 2025