While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.
I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.
by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

by rasrfsdfdsf December 27, 2022

by A Person With A Stock Image September 9, 2020

by XDDC January 1, 2025

Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.
by Nemesis prime December 10, 2020

Aka Optimus the freaking prime. You may call him daddy prime to make it short, and that´s due to his hotness and ----.
you may also notice his perfect waist and chest.
you may also notice his perfect waist and chest.
by notaprius May 11, 2023
