optic formal

Matthew "FormaL" Piper is a member of OpTic Gaming in the USA. He raised to fame as a Halo professional, and then moved on to a Call of Duty career. He is also, a very popular liverstreamer on Twitch,tv. Based on YoustreamDB.com Stats, within the 2016, FormaL pulled more than 270,000 followers and 4,000,000 views on Twitch, and was within the 400 most followed persons on the platform.

Optic formaL is a top Call of Duty professional.

by iliasmeid November 13, 2016

Optical Sex

A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.

John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!

by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019

optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

optic blast

Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power

Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."

Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"

- Or -

Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Optic Nerve

This is slang in some regions of the UK for the scientifical term eye guts. Often mistaken, optic nerve, by some for the real term, alas, it is not.
Used in Northern England and some parts of Scotland on the borderline.

Dude, I totally messed up my 'optic nerve'

by Dr. Sheldon Cooper. August 23, 2010

optic gaming

They-hard MLG team that eats my cockdip

Hahhh gayyy optic peed in my mouth... I love optic scumper jumper and nade in optic gaming.

by Rub my nipps? September 28, 2013

optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".

I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.

by terryzz February 22, 2009