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Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."
Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!
by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008
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nonner

non-athlete; someone you would hang out with; someone who sits on the non-tv side of mission; fag (according to hawk); loser
It sucked, we were at this party with all these nonners, they were fuckin drinkin franzia and playing frisbee.
by G-Reg (aka Cub) November 28, 2006
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nooner

An erect penis that resembles the hands of a clock at 12:00 P.M. (straight up). If a nooner is exhibited during the late evening hours, it can also be referred to by the term midnighter.
I was sitting at work when Frank sent me that NSFW video. I got a pretty big nooner and couldn't wait to get home and FAP.
by PetefromCrete March 5, 2011
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noners

A noner is a non-athlete, or someone with no athletic skill.
Example, I was walking through the park and saw a bunch of noners playing rugby.
by Don Hanni March 21, 2010
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noner

what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.
Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.
by ssiillyy May 9, 2008
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Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER
by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009
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Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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