noobstain

1.A new word for noob, for those who get bored of the typical noob insults.

2.A noob that is particularily annoying and wont leave you alone ever.

"That guy just won't go away, he's such a noobstain."

by limedude February 19, 2007

noobslayer

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.

Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!

by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008

Nookd

(v) to have your eBook modified by Barnes and Noble so that the word "kindle" is replaced by "Nook" so that the word "kindle" disappears from your vocabulary.

After being apart for 2 weeks, Samantha and I have re-Nookd our relationship.

by calonzo November 16, 2012

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

The Nook Effect

When you buy the latest piece of technology right before the next model comes out. Thus stuck with a piece of shit compared to the new model.

Sally: "John look I just bought this cool Nook e-reader!"
John: "Nice"
(2 days later)
John:"Hey Sally the new Nook just came out, didn't you just buy..."
Sally: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk"
John: "The Nook effect"

by ThatoneRHSkid December 15, 2011

Foot Nook

The unzippable section at the bottom of the sleeping bag perfectly designed as a comfy foot compartment.

As Kelly and Ffion were sharing a sleeping bag their feet were entwined in the foot nook

by Ffinomenon June 11, 2015