The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.
by jimbobjoeshmoe January 3, 2004

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Jonah said, "Has anyone tried to eat Jack's noodles before?" Zach said,"Yeah I eat them for dinner!"
by Jackary Is REALLLL July 8, 2018

a guy's penis
by 2019Anyone? August 21, 2021

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.
by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023
