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noodles

The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.
Noodles is awesome! I wish I could meet him in person!
by jimbobjoeshmoe January 3, 2004
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Noodling

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.
by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014
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noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008
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Noodles

For a guy named Jack Avery who has a head full of noodles
Jonah said, "Has anyone tried to eat Jack's noodles before?" Zach said,"Yeah I eat them for dinner!"
by Jackary Is REALLLL July 8, 2018
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Noodles

#noodles hoe
by Strizak November 22, 2019
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no no noodle

a guy's penis
Man: has a no no noodle
Woman: has no no no noodle
by 2019Anyone? August 21, 2021
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Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.
My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.
by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023
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