by 🎀Olivia🎀 August 04, 2022
by BungisMcChungus January 09, 2022
When your significant other is a relentless taskmaster who gives you zero privacy, and doesn't trust you at all.
An old (girl) friend posted a joke on my Insta, but I had to delete it so my significant overlord wouldn't see it, and hassle me about it later.
by Nylon Nylan June 04, 2021
Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
by Bake Em Away Toys November 13, 2010
by Squaggo July 02, 2016
Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012
by Dick Insider October 12, 2020