fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.

"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."

by N E B October 16, 2007

Master of Puppets

Master of Puppets is Metallica's third album. It was released in 1986, which is the same year that bassist Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus accident on September 27th. Master of Puppets includes Battery, Master of Puppets, The Thing That Should Not Be, Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, Leper Messiah, Orion, and Damage Inc. It is arguiably one of Metallica's best albums.

''Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by fear, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master!''

by 62Orion86 December 28, 2005

Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.

If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets

by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005

Putin’s Puppet

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Potato Puppet

An eleventeen in a half foot tall hallowed out potato so it can be a puppet.
Usually wear masks.
Very Dangerous.
Stay Back.
(will take over the world with Siri and the amazon Alexa.)

Hey look a potato puppet we should probally stay away it could attack us.

by ExplosivePotatoCarrots December 28, 2017

Niggers with puppets

What I woulda called Sesame Street had the white man not stole my concept.

I was gonna call it N.W.P.! Niggers with puppets! Catchy, ain't it?

by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 23, 2007

Awkward Puppet

Someone on the side lines or third wheel

The word was created by Jelane!....

Going to a birthday party and not knowing anyone but the person who's birthday it is. In this situation you would be considered an awkward puppet.. Poor you..

by jelydas March 25, 2010