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A term used by office douchebags that mean to say net but feel that repeating the word makes them sound more important important.
The "net net" is we are wasting time here because you like to listen to yourself pontificate and repeat words at meetings.
by joe5628 May 9, 2008
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Net Banging

Acting like a Gangbanger on the internet. Because real G's get into arguments on Youtube.
David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.
by EnjoyablyC October 13, 2011
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Net-Twit

A Net-Twit is an over user of the popular site "twitter". Net-Twits feel important by replying to celebrities and posting their own tweets and pretending that people follow. The other guideline to being a Nit-Twit is that they log into twitter multiple times per day and are addicted to it.
"Jenny just tweeted that she had a massive dump. That is her third tweet already today! What a Net-Twit."
by darkshadow29 September 9, 2011
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Net Banging

A mental disorder that effects many youths from good middle/upper class neighbourhoods. What usually occurs is the subject is influenced by inner city music, social media posts, culture and beefs to a point that they become a part of said culture but only on the internet. Other names for these individuals can be internet disciples, keyboard warriors, internet gangsters, etc.
Instagram post of a dead rapper: rip to the real you’ll be missed”
Net banger: “slide foh yo dawg we smoking ya homie”
We see here the net banger net banging.
by Ghostly_pitou August 2, 2021
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Net Cack

Someone who is (or tries/works very hard to be) the most popular person on the forum or message board they frequent. Often, the Net Cack will attract other Net Cacks. It's easy to spot a Click of Net Cacks, because they often all stick together on every subject, attack people together - as a group, tend to have this energy of 'inside joke' in their posts, and/or are rude, obnoxious, stuck up, ignorant, and verbally abusive.

The Net Cack is usually quite unpopular in their real life, has very few real life friends, is hard to get a long with, and generally unhappy.

Often, the Net Cack is also morbidly overweight, and/or has a hideous appearance, leaving them with little opportunity to work their way up the social ladder in the real world. Thus, bringing them to the Internet, where everyone has the chance to be SOMEONE.
I was really enjoying that particular message board, until the blasted Net Cacks started taking over.
by anonymous June 6, 2005
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net sack

A term used to describe the virtual balls of people who trash talk in an online thread because they know you can't throttle them through the screen.
"Billy is quiet and indifferent in a crowd, but online he has a net sack the size of an elephant."
by TheGhostrider420 August 7, 2014
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Net Kook

Anyone who posts uniquely strange, preferably incomprehensible articles, or who manifests a persistent, extreme, and somewhat bizarre obsession.

it is important to note the subtle distinction between a net kook, a net cretin, a clueless newbie, troll, or asshole. The newbie, one hopes, can acquire a clue on the installment plan even if he can't afford to buy one for cash. The cretin is merely stupid and/or irritating. The troll is purposely pulling your leg like it got caught in some heavy machinery. The asshole is, well, simply that. But a TRUE net kook has a special fascination derived from his/her/its utter ineffability. Their behavior is irrational, if not downright weird, but they are seldom merely boring.
I tried to follow Gene Ray's writings at timecube.com, but after 30 seconds, I knew I was reading the rantings of a first-class net kook.
by olliemud March 22, 2010
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