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crush nesting

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
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mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.
My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?
by thermyte July 29, 2017
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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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gay nesting

when your gay friend gets a significant other and they go through the honeymoon phase, spending all their time with them like cuddling and shit.
She stopped responding and I know it's because she went to hang with Jenn because she's gay nesting.
by daturana June 11, 2018
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pecker nesting

The act of snuggling your babe from the backside with you member tucked firmly between her butt cheeks.
We didn't have sex last night, but we did enjoy an extended session of pecker nesting.
by Twisted Mister December 1, 2016
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Russian Nesting

When you have sex with both the parent and their child on separate occasions.

Comes from Russian nesting dolls because the child came out of the parent.
Dude, you're totally russian nesting the Smiths.

Yeah man, I had sex with Stacy on Friday and then Stacy's mom on Saturday.
by TheBur April 25, 2017
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russian nesting dock

when two men who are docking angle their penises upwards to allow a third man with a larger foreskin to dock over top. potential for an extra docker exists although further testing is required.
when attempting to perform a russian nesting dock it is essential to stretch first.
by Sterile Trout September 12, 2017
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