Cock Ness Monster 

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

Cock Ness Monster by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Ness 

The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.

"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"

Ness by Shliplord November 23, 2021

Neissa

Neissa is a hot and loving person except when you cross her. She's always there for you when you need her to be. She's funny and smart. And she's a little comic book nerd.

I never want to lose Neissa in my life

Neissa by Madison Del3 May 29, 2017

neshan 

an amazing weirdo who you can’t help but love with all your heart. he goofy and smart and he will take you on an adventure but it will be worth it in the end

neshan is the best person you could meet

neshan by kiwilover150 September 20, 2018

nassarcasm 

1. A sarcastic story or anecdote usually relating to a typically boring or difficult subject.

2. An insult presented in a joking manner, usually reflective of a student's grade.

Ex 1)

Student: "My teacher told me that I failed the test!"

Other Student: "Dude, I think that was nassarcasm."

Ex 2)

Teacher: "I've always been known as the guy with the substring method. It's great for parties."

nassarcasm by laeusius February 26, 2011

Nescafe Handshake 

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

Nescafe Handshake by pilonor January 17, 2009

loch ness monster 

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

loch ness monster by J. Hasak October 14, 2003