Nerp

Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.

"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."

by Rev. Dick Serious July 18, 2023

Nerp

noun a nerp is a person who is a highly inteligiant person who happens to be very weird and out of the ordinary. A nerp is commonly known for jumping during non-relevant times, walks weird sometimes, and can make a friend die from laughing, due to the lack of common sense the person has.

"Wow, look at Havonski""Yea, he's such a nerp.

by Maker-Taker March 04, 2019

NERP

The nerp is the area between the nose and lip - as in it is a part or rather attached to both.

Someone who gets hit in that area, or falls down onto a step hitting themselves in this area would say that they hurt their nerp.

by crosmolo August 11, 2011

Nerp

No, nope

Nerp, haven't seen your stupid butt plug in days.

by $XyLilPoka• August 03, 2017

nerp

nerp is a term coined by the Death Note fans who hate Near to describe him.

PERSON A: I hope nerp dies in a car crash.
PERSON B: Me too!

by nerpsucks June 15, 2022

Nerp

Used to express something cringe.

Ermn, actually the hypotenuse divided by the root multiple of the rounded variable x is equivalent to 192,968. Nerp.

by Paper Hat October 11, 2023

nerp

it is childspeech for no

Darth Vader: Luke I am your father
Luke: (or what he should have said) nerp
Darth Vader: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Luke: it means nerp ok byeeeee

by online Ben TEEHEE November 24, 2018