nerp

nerp is a term coined by the Death Note fans who hate Near to describe him.

PERSON A: I hope nerp dies in a car crash.
PERSON B: Me too!

by nerpsucks June 14, 2022

Nerp

Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.

"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."

by Rev. Dick Serious July 18, 2023

nerp

a ticklish area on the side of the body. Located right below the ribs, but above the hip, there are no bones or anything protecting it from pokes and/or tickles.

STOP POKING MY NERP!

by Poopmongerer January 18, 2020

nerp

A nerp is a word used to describe a good or bad statement, joke, line, reference etc. The word derives from the great Daniel Rafferty in 2023 when he used the word to point out cheeky remarks by schoolmates

Similar to "chirp"

"oh mate look at you with your nerps"

"your nerps are really on today"

"what a terrible nerp"

by pseudonite August 14, 2024

Nerp

A curly haired, annoying female.

Oh hey is that Vanassa she's a damn Nerp.

by Tommy Picklenose November 28, 2017

Nerp

A nerd crossed with a derp. (used in a mean offensive way)

My dad is such a nerp because all he does is sit and play Call of Duty all day.

by The Nerpcicle March 14, 2018

NERP

The most magical fucking creature that is ever known to mankind!

Anus NERP..

by KTLA NEWS March 2, 2015