Neft

To hide from an attempted sexual encounter where the unwilling person ducks behind a sofa or other large object.

Person 1: Yo... I could've sworn Jenny was right over there! I thought I'd try and get lucky.

Person 2: Dude, I can see her feet peeking out around the side, she is totally nefting you.

by Lena.112233 August 23, 2011

Neffew

pronounced nef-yoo
noun
1.
a son of one's brother or sister.
2.
a son of one's spouse's brother or sister.

A Tunis court has convicted a neffew of the wife of Tunisia’s former president for writing more than €300 million ($399 million) in bad checks and sentenced him to 18 years in prison.

by Nyghtsong November 29, 2011

neff

Verb

To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)

To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.

Someguy: ...posts funny story about his girlfriend...
Neffer: lol!!

Bumps are a form of neffing quite often.

Also known as postcount++

by airencracken June 11, 2006

neftopher

someone who is corney.

He's neftopher, nobody is laughing except for him.

by [e-mail] May 11, 2009

Neftalye

Neftalye is a badass, outgoing girl, who sucks pussy for food. She will give you her virginity if you ask nicely. She loves J.Cole and can dance. Very smart and creative when she smokes a lot of weed.

I think neftalye is great

by Neftalye May 9, 2018

Nefthalie

NEFTHALIE IS A GREAT FUNNY PERSON,YOU CAN TRUST THEM AND HAVE THEIR BACK.THEY ARE SMART AND CONSIDERATE AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND THEM ALSO VERY PRETTY

person 1:Nefthalie is so kind
Person 2:Yh she lent me her pencil

by JordanHale23 November 4, 2019

nerfthefurry

That is me I am amazing wanna know why? Because it is my very original fursona name

I love nerfthefurry

by Nerfthefloofyboi August 6, 2021