stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019

Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010

Napkin

White and Flat

Yo your girl issa straight up napkin

by Logan_____ August 1, 2017

mouse napkin

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

meat napkin

the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.

Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.

by dirty vagina February 23, 2011

Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011