Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

by Nutty traf August 28, 2018

Nutty Kid

A sex slang term for when a guy fucks a pregnant woman hard enough for his penis to go far in her vagina so that the nuts slam on to the unborn fetus.

Preggo: (MOANING) Hey! can you try to fuck a little softer?
Guy: Why? I thought you to do it this hard.
Preggo: Well I'm pregnant! Your shoving your dick so hard up my womb I can feel the balls on my nutty kid!

by werdnadioga August 10, 2009

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Nutty Brownie

When you're about to fuck someone's ass and it's full of chunky shit

I was gonna go bang this girl but she had a nutty brownie...

by Flaver May 2, 2009

Nutty white

An anal sex move where the woman shits on the penis at the same time as ejaculating.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. The dirty bitch gave me a nutty white.

by Tom ot November 19, 2021

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006