np

A caregiver who is a nurse practitioner

My health care provider isn't a doctor but an NP.

by Joe Lynn March 3, 2008

Np

Slang for "No potatoes".
It really means that. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Dad: "Tyrone!!"
Tyrone: "What is it da'?"
Dad: "Go get some potatoes downstairs!"
Tyrone: "Np"
Dad: "What did you say to me!?!"
Tyrone: "Geez da', it means 'no potatoes'..."
Dad: "Then go buy them, you lazy son of a b*ch!!!"

Dad to himself: "F*cking kids and their slang"

by OP English Teacher January 30, 2017

np

Np is used for North Philly

I am from np which is North philadelphia

by Kokes March 25, 2008

np

"nice person"
coined by rachel's mom.

"that guy was such an np!"

by nikbot July 21, 2006

Nps

Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010

NP'S

Stands for Nude Pic's or Naked Pic's. A picture of sexual orientation. Mostly of the boobs or vagina area. Booty may be included.

Person 1: Yo NP'S?

Person 2: No You Pervert

Person 1: :(

by Amilni May 29, 2010

NPS Experience

Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.

The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.

by JL Patrick March 21, 2013