nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.

That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.

by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009

Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.

crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.

by shan-manda March 8, 2011

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Nettles

An addistive substance, similar to Marijuana

Salad Fingers is addicted to Nettles

by Pig Child January 8, 2008

nettled

To be nettled is to be pissed off by someone or something.

Oh! That assclown has got me so nettled.

by Just some dude... January 18, 2016

nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.

by akira2502 August 28, 2009