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Napfap

Bevan was napfapping while Ludicolo was singing the Tell Me song.
by UFUUU~! November 5, 2008
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Nappetite

The desire to engage in a nap.
Troy has the biggest nappetite I've ever seen.
by Dan McGivern November 8, 2003
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Nappetizer

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.
Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"
by CHillsPro December 16, 2008
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Nappy Happy

Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.

Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.

They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!

This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.

The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.

Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
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Nappy Bum

Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.

This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
She looks fineee..... yeah but she's got Nappy Bum, so forget that....
by SAMSKETCHSACH January 21, 2017
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crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time
15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.
by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007
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crap napper

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
by amadding September 26, 2008
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