Fort Myers

Comprising of Estero, Cypress Lake, North & South Fort Myers, and Dunbar. Not every person that lives here says "Goon, Goblin, Fo Town, or Bust it baby" or wears "239" hats, wear 2 Ft. long chains with a large medallion or other charm, those people hail Dunbar and are predominately of African-American heritage. (Though there are some people that are Caucasian and Latin dissent that speak with that dialect). Everybody here knows someone from one school or another, and you can always find us at Ft. Myers Beach, Times Square, The Pier, Coconut Point Mall, and Gulf Coast Mall. We always throw raging parties in the evening and are back through the window before the parents leave for work. There are many cliques for every school, but saying we you belong to one clique is just asinine. Everybody knows everybody and word spreads fast, so if theres a party you can believe the other schools will know about it and come bearing gifts. (Beer or other substances of the same)
Also, you better believe that if you bad-mouth a friend from another school, you wont be around for long. (Not saying were all hard or anything but trust and loyalty takes you far here.) Sure Plies has come from Ft. Myers, but hes not the only famous person from our town. Deion Sanders, Earnest Graham, Jevon Kearse, Vonzell Solomon, Mike Greenwell, Anthony Henry, and many more. Thomas Edison and Henry Ford both lived here and we have also had multiple movies shot in our town. Fort Myers is not a place of misery, but a place full of life.
You Think Your Towns Cool? Come Down Here From Late February To Early August And We Will Show You What "Cools" About. Fort Myers Love.
by Pack Boy August 07, 2008
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myers pauper

Myers Park is one of the most expensive areas in Charlotte, N.C. and is arguably the most prestigious neighborhood in Charlotte. Residents are known as Myers Parkers. A "Myers Pauper" is someone, usually a vacuous blonde (and mate), that spends all their income just so they can live in Myers Park for the prestige, yet have no extra money.
Ophelia Snoblingfield Deucchebagg and Pender Parker Richlingsworth III just bought a house in Myers Park, but have to eat at Taco Bell and send their kids to public school. They're Myers Paupers.
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008
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Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)
"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.
by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
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the emily myers

A girl who comes off as sweet and sensitive but turns out to be a lil hoe. She's still sweet tho!!! You'll end up loving this lil blondie and if you're lucky, you'll understand why "the" is in front of her name
All aboard the "the emily myers" express!
by blondie0821 February 15, 2018
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Miguel Myers

The long lost beaner brother of Michael Myers 🇲🇽
“Yo that foo ugly af, with his Michael Myers lookin ass”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
by nuht@n_24/7 November 04, 2021
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Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.
"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"
by Orzi May 16, 2010
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Jack Myers

A large, curly haired faggot, who loves to fuck. He tells jokes all day, but cant take anything seriously. He has no compassion for others. He's a druggy, mostly the seller, but he lives his life to the fullest, while it's still lasting. He's incredibly sexy, despite being hidden amongst the crouds..
JACK MYERS, where's my weed?
by OrangeSoda February 05, 2012
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