Dumb mutton

A person who is absolutely stupid, and doesn't know how to function properly.

You fucking dumb mutton

by inshay<3 December 24, 2020

mutton jugs

Uncommon British slang. Slightly insulting way of saying "using your head" or "use your brains"

Mutton Jeff is Cockney rhyming slang for deaf, or someone who refuses to listen,

Jugs refers to jug handles, meaning your ears.

What's between your ears? Your head.

"Spot on. That's using the old loaf, mutton jugs."

Or in American English: "You're right. Way to use the old gray matter, meat head."

by Kingdragonfly September 26, 2019

Mutton chaser

An overweight eunich that doesn'thave any friends.

Danny Golden from Duluth is such a mutton chaser.

by Danny from Duluth May 8, 2011

Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

mutton bustin

Tappin tourist chicks till they bust.

We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.

by Togoofy1 July 16, 2016