mustin

a nickname of justin bieber for looking musty and not taking a shower (seen under popcrave and popbase replies often)

“ended mustin period”
“mustin can’t take a shower”

by mustin beaver December 21, 2020

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

mutton dummies

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950

hes wearing his mutton dummies

by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Button the Mutton

To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.

"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"

"Do you want to button my mutton?"

"Just button the mutton, alright?"

by pxm May 6, 2009

mustin

jokingly justin, frequently used under popbase’s replies

ended mustin!
i’m sure mustin didn’t took a shower the whole day!

by mustin beaver January 5, 2021

mutiny below

when a guy unwantingly gets an erection.

"omg, did you see that! he totally had a mutiny below! he needs to keep it in his pants..."

by Jess :] August 5, 2008