face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010

Munted

Broken; damaged; not functioning correctly.

If I was to take to someone's car with a baseball bat the panels would become munted

by Alex (inspired by Lee) April 26, 2008

Munted

When some thing is destroyed, misshapen or wrecked.

"see that car crash?"
"Yeah. The car got munted"

by blackie_nz_rox August 3, 2007

motted out

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.

Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR

by stannyy September 4, 2011

Mutten Dagger

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011

Mutten Strut

To walk tall. Act tough

Guys at the gym who puff there chest out. "Look at that guy walking with his mutten strut''.

by Kneppdamacher January 18, 2011

Muthed

To have your prostate milked while at work.

So I was tightening a screw yesterday when Justin snuck up behind me and muthed me

by Jsig21 August 22, 2011